She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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