pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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