My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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