I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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