Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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