and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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