yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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