If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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