That's when you crack a 10am beer
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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