Fuck appropriateness.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
