ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
