i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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