are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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