please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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