Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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