I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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