if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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