They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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