i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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