Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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