he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Can you bring me the toilet please
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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