i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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