suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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