4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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