butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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