Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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