So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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