Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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