We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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