jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Randomize
