Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My balls are so social today.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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