Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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