Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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