we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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