Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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