Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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