Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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