I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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