He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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