guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
40s are totally the cure
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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