doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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