tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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