the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
