So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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