I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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