Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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