Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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