that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
