when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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