Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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