When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Is it penis luge time yet?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I currently don't understand fingers.
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